Procedimientos

Tipo 1

The rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my inhibitions? I’ve been there. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t stupid. What am I, the pope? Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. This opera’s as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can’t just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!

For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as ‘the brig’. Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! I like cooking too. Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. Well, thanks to the Internet. I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Comes with double prize money.

Tipo 2

For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as ‘the brig’. Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! I like cooking too. Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. Well, thanks to the Internet. I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Comes with double prize money.